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Testing the Fax Machine

Posted on October 17, 2003 by John

BEGIN TEST THIS IS A TEST TRANSMISSION Other than to pass electrons from one point to another in an attempt to verify the operational status of an electronic device, it serves no real purpose, conveys no meaningful information, represents no … Continue reading →

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The Fish Cheer, updated …

Posted on February 13, 2003 by John

Gimme an F… Gimme a U… Gimme a C… Gimme a K… What’s that spell? What’s that spell? What’s that spell? What’s that spell? What’s that spell? yeah, c’mon on all you big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help … Continue reading →

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The Grinch and Whoville’s Secret Religion

Posted on December 15, 2002 by John

Heru Horus, Heru Horus Welcome Isis’ Child of Light Heru Horus, Heru Horus Born into dark winter’s night Welcome Horus, Heru Heru Celebrate the sun’s rebirth Heru Horus, Heru Horus Born to give light to the earth Share This:

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Monotheists Anonymous

Posted on December 12, 2002 by John

A Twelve Step Program for Decreasing Spiritual Density Note: probably the hardest part of this journey is the point at which you realize there is no Big Book. Once you have reached that epiphany, you can start working the Steps. … Continue reading →

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