Salutations and our greeting.
Welcome to this special meeting.
As you know, our time is fleeting,
so please take your assigned seating.
We control a heart that’s beating.
Ever forward, no retreating.
Never mind the lambs, their bleating
will grow softer. They’re just tweeting.
Taste the fatted calf we’re eating,
as this project nears completing,
raised free-range, on grain, no cheating,
farm-to-table, heart still beating.
All the numbers say we’re beating
anyone who tried competing.
We’re as sound as central heating.
Our position is concreting.
Still, this message bears repeating:
going soft is self-defeating.
Never mind the weak entreating
you for mercy in defeating.
This concludes our special meeting.
Please return your hood and sheeting.
The exit survey you’re completing
keeps our cause from obsoleting.
22 Jun 2025
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